RANT - Windex Streak-Free glass cleaner is NOT streak-free... that claim is false.
RAVE - being remembered on a group email list to learn the joyous news that your 46 year old friend in Florida is pregnant with her first child.... and she is ecstatic!!
RANT - sippy cups do indeed leak when they lay on their side.
RAVE - 76 degree weather with patchy clouds and a light breeze makes for a perfect day.
RANT - pubic hair on the bar of soap in the shower.
RAVE - shower gel! invest!!!
RANT - the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall.. forget about seeing it! Consider this a free tip from me.
RAVE - the movie Super Bad is hysterical.
RANT - flies. did you know they excrete waste every 2 minutes?
RAVE - watching birds build a nest in your back patio alcove, and watching the momma birdie feed the baby birdies.. and then seeing little birdies grow and fall out of the nest.. to learn to fly.
RANT - dried pee stains on the toilet. (these are NOT caused by women).
RAVE - mornings when your hubby empties the dishwasher..
DOUBLE RAVE - when he puts all the dishes away... in the right place!
RANT - trying to have a conversation with someone in the car over loud music... and no one turns it down.
RAVE - minding your own business in the fast lane, singing "Believe" by Cher at the top of your lungs going 80 mph...
RANT - you pass a cop and he pulls you over to give you a ticket, despite your explanation that you couldn't help yourself and it just felt so good !!
RAVE - you ask your 4 or 5 year old child to do something and they say, "OK mom." that is the best.
RANT - you ask a man to do something and you have to repeat it 3 times.
RAVE - I am a lucky girl!!... my Beaver Boy rocks. Did you know the beaver is the hardest working animal?
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RAVE - Going on vacation out of state in order to escape the ungodly Africa Heat....
RANT - Not ever being able to connect in person with one of your most favorite friends because your schedules just never seem to match up.... :-(
someday... right?
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